Roger Smith is a fictional character in the adult animated sitcom American Dad!
Yes, anyone crazy enough to believe the story of gold plates should be able to rationalize a brown rock.
Best of luck OP.
But now, we embrace our spiritual differences.
The thing about General Authorities and General Conference, is that they give general counsel that is meant for the general population. He is absolutely, hands-down my favorite human being on the planet.
No beliefs are protected from challenge, the rules of evidence, or derision. So if we only have a few hours of time to spend together one night a week, sometimes we will have plans to watch a movie but then things quickly turn into sex and before we know it the night is over.